he is literally to perfect.
Now I wanna meet peter 1000000000000x more D’:
Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 4 days ago
who the h*ck decided to spell tongue like that
Did you really censor the word heck?
Posted 5 days ago
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
(Source: batreaux)
Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
which country has the most birds
portugeese
wait
thats a language
You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub
Posted 6 days ago
relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡
(Source: pardonph)
Posted 1 week ago
tbh i dont know what im doing
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